dreeeaaam the impossible dream ...

Werd!

So on my short to do list today we have the following impossible tasks ...

• Do the laundry because there are no towels.  Well, no clean ones. I actually uttered the words "well we wouldn't run out if you didn't use them so often" to my husband this morning.  I even facepalmed in real life on that one while he laughed.
• Sweep, mop, dust, and do a general pick-up of the crapalanche all over because my mother in law is coming.
• Make my house look like I know what I am doing because my mother in law is coming.  Too bad I am not sure how to do this ...
• Make an impossible, yet thoroughly awesome, cake.  Pictures and blog post to come.
• Bathe a dog because he smells like human feet.  Why I don't know, nor do I want to.
• Keep two children alive and cleanish.
• Not kill the guys next door re-roofing the neighbor's house for the excessive noise they are making, even if they wake the Beans.
• Maintain my sanity and sobriety.
• Shower.  After the towels are done.  

Ah yes, the impossible tasks listed right there next to the highly-unlikely-ones.  I debated putting something about cold fusion and finding a political candidate that doesn't lie or annoy me, but I thought that may be a tad far reaching.

But hey, at least I am blog hoppin' again!  Lets see if we can surpass ten followers today!