Take for example, parchment paper. Something so simple, yet apparently it is quite important to listen to a recipe when it says that you should use it and not, for example, tin foil.
Allow me to teach you why and how.
I found these on Pintercrack. Marvel in their beauty for a moment if you will, Raw Banana Bread Bars from The Sweet Life Online.
Now we all know there is a snowball's chance I can make anything even half that pretty and the odds of it being as tasty as those probably are is equally slim, if not less. But if I gave up there I'd have nothing to blog about.
I bought bananas because they are cheap. I found dates (which I have admittedly never bought before) and had the oatmeal ... it seemed sooo simple. But the website very clearly says you need parchment paper.
Now I did not intentionally disregard this, I just overlooked it. Until I was all ready to go. Keep in mind I am allergic to bananas and Paul Bunyan gets frustrated when I try to handle them, so speed was of the essence here. So I made a snap decision to proceed because, really, how important can parchment paper be?
Um, apparently very.
I presume that this is where I went wrong because where the bananas were supposed to get a bit dry and bendy I instead had kind of smoked bananas at the end. And they were just as wet as they started, but definitely stickier.
So yes, I messed this one up on like the very first step. I did continue on in the hope that it would end up being edible in some form ... but ... well, see for yourself ...
In the processor, but already doomed.
Um, that looks appetizing, right?
Trying to flatten it per the instructions, but it is a bit liquidy.
Uh, yeah, once they are in the right shape they are clearly much better looking. Right? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
As you can tell the end result wasn't particularly appetizing in appearance. What the picture doesn't appropriately convey is the texture and consistency. It was wet, soupy, gooey, and just plain gross.
Ultimately, I tried sticking it in the fridge over night in the hope that the cold would firm it up. Still a big nope.
So in the trash it went, and I know now that while clear plastic wrap may be my arch nemesis parchment paper is clearly a very underrated product.
Oh, and the extra burned gooey bananas?
Threw them out too. Ew.