demon zombie crickets

Am I the only one?  I know I have issues, but is this something I should add to the ever growing list?

I killed a cricket while doing my hair.  Used a tissue to pick up the evidence of my deed, and then deposit it so it could be flushed.

While I am normally very conservation minded I had to waste an entire bowl of toilet water and flush immediately.

Because, you know, that if I didn't and I just left it there, it would have been the zombie demon cricket from hell and attacked my ass the second I sat down to pee.  Am I right or am I right?!

I am working already on a post for tomorrow.  Its an Olympic recap, Dr. D style!