Am I the only one? I know I have issues, but is this something I should add to the ever growing list?
I killed a cricket while doing my hair. Used a tissue to pick up the evidence of my deed, and then deposit it so it could be flushed.
While I am normally very conservation minded I had to waste an entire bowl of toilet water and flush immediately.
Because, you know, that if I didn't and I just left it there, it would have been the zombie demon cricket from hell and attacked my ass the second I sat down to pee. Am I right or am I right?!
I am working already on a post for tomorrow. Its an Olympic recap, Dr. D style!